By Ayoola Olafare
In a shocking move, the Los Angeles Lakers are reportedly in talks to sign a talented alien player named Zorvath. Sources close to the team confirm that Zorvath, a dominant force in the Galactic Basketball League, has been impressing scouts with his otherworldly skills.
Zorvath, a 7-foot-5 center from the planet Zorvan, is said to possess incredible strength, speed, and agility. His ability to defy gravity and make shots from impossible angles has left scouts and coaches in awe.
“Zorvath is a once-in-a-lifetime talent,” said Lakers general manager Rob Pelinka. “We’re thrilled to have him on board.”